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| Batters | Pitchers | Fielding Ratings | Fielding Position Ratings |
| Name | Team | P | C | 1B | 2B | 3B | SS | LF | CF | RF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cassius Agrippa | - | - | - | 3 | 7 | - | - | - | 22 | |
| Barry Allen | - | - | 70 | 13 | - | - | 33 | - | 13 | |
| Manny Alou | - | - | 38 | - | 17 | - | 51 | - | 38 | |
| Ulysses Ballion | - | - | 60 | 20 | - | - | 32 | 6 | - | |
| Example Batter | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Example Batter | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Example Batter | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Example Batter | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Spinosaurus Bill | - | - | - | 33 | - | 47 | - | 46 | - | |
| Atlas Bones | - | 14 | 43 | - | - | - | 14 | - | - | |
| Ozzy Boudreaux | - | 21 | 73 | 59 | 46 | 59 | 100 | 58 | 63 | |
| Barker Bubbs | - | - | 75 | - | - | - | 57 | - | 23 | |
| Tony Carudo | - | - | - | - | - | - | 30 | - | 13 | |
| Shaquille Crawford | - | - | - | - | 28 | 52 | - | 48 | - | |
| Trex Dan | - | - | - | 46 | 50 | 38 | 75 | 42 | 64 | |
| Nicolino Di Benedetto | - | 7 | 30 | - | 1 | - | - | - | - | |
| Jay Dub | - | - | 52 | - | - | - | 30 | - | 37 | |
| Goren Emes | - | - | - | 1 | - | - | 36 | - | 25 | |
| Speedy Gonzalez | - | - | - | - | - | - | 56 | 42 | 39 | |
| Devin Harris | - | - | 32 | - | - | - | 5 | - | - | |
| Matsui Hidari | - | - | 93 | - | - | - | 78 | 35 | 56 | |
| Jordan Hill | - | - | - | 17 | 16 | 3 | 24 | - | - | |
| Christopher Hoff | - | - | 32 | - | - | - | 6 | - | - | |
| Mike Honcho | - | 7 | 55 | - | 24 | 12 | - | - | - | |
| Bob Honkbal | - | - | - | 62 | - | 43 | - | 49 | - | |
| Kingsley Hoodlum-Havoc | - | - | 69 | - | 13 | 27 | 84 | 61 | 64 | |
| Dexter Jackson | - | - | - | 10 | - | - | 24 | - | - | |
| Hal Jordan | - | - | 37 | 5 | - | - | 44 | - | 27 | |
| Adrian Jordan III | - | - | - | - | - | - | 40 | - | 24 | |
| Arson Judge | - | - | - | - | - | - | 8 | - | 1 | |
| Warrior King | - | - | - | - | - | - | 48 | 7 | 26 | |
| Dirks Kryptonite | - | 4 | 58 | - | - | 57 | 76 | 57 | 42 | |
| Orochi Kurriwilban | - | - | - | - | 2 | - | 25 | - | 11 | |
| Jhonkensy Kwanzaa | - | 8 | 58 | - | 23 | - | - | - | - | |
| Jim Lahey | - | - | - | - | 18 | - | 50 | - | 22 | |
| Chazz Lamborghini | - | 1 | - | - | - | - | 7 | - | - | |
| Luigi Macaroni | - | - | - | - | - | - | 19 | 1 | 6 | |
| Tonk Mato | - | - | 58 | - | - | - | 92 | 65 | 81 | |
| Stephen McCloud | - | - | 32 | - | - | - | 80 | 54 | 53 | |
| Scott McNeily | - | 46 | 53 | - | 5 | - | - | - | - | |
| Elly Mint | - | - | - | 35 | - | 24 | - | 43 | - | |
| Bambi No | - | - | 40 | - | - | - | 32 | - | 28 | |
| Jennie B. Pink | - | 4 | - | 30 | 8 | 15 | 53 | 43 | 53 | |
| Mike Pizzaman | - | - | 22 | - | 1 | - | - | - | - | |
| James Ransome | - | 38 | 22 | 9 | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Cod Rarew | - | - | 67 | 76 | 65 | 51 | 51 | 58 | - | |
| Brianna Rose Sabor | - | 47 | 52 | - | 14 | - | 17 | - | 8 | |
| Deion Sandals | - | - | 51 | - | - | - | 76 | 52 | - | |
| Chuck Slamson | - | - | - | - | - | - | 54 | 16 | 30 | |
| Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Snek | - | - | - | - | - | - | 81 | 50 | 65 | |
| Parker Steele | - | 47 | 25 | - | - | - | - | - | 16 | |
| Brandon Stewart | - | - | - | 19 | 13 | 5 | - | - | - | |
| Colin Storm | - | - | 64 | - | - | - | 25 | - | 11 | |
| Kazuto Thompson Jr. | - | - | 68 | 17 | 27 | - | - | - | - | |
| Walter Walterson | - | - | 52 | 27 | 54 | 38 | 65 | 57 | 74 | |
| Cason Warwick | - | 1 | 31 | - | - | - | - | - | - | |
| Ashley Joanna Williams | - | 1 | 67 | - | - | - | 21 | - | - | |
| Lew Williams | - | - | 62 | 75 | 31 | 43 | 49 | - | - | |
| Angron World Eater | - | 11 | 52 | - | 11 | - | - | - | 37 | |
| Xhektoe | - | - | - | - | - | - | 63 | 30 | 41 | |
| Shane Ziegler | - | - | - | 80 | 47 | 48 | 97 | - | - |
