| Most Valuable Player Award | John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt | KC | .356/.419/.609, 435 AB, 31 HR, 103 RBI, 5.6 WAR |  | 
	
		| Pitcher of the Year Award | Crash Jackson | FLA | 6-9, 2.52 ERA, 142.2 IP, 1.32 WHIP, 7.6 K/9, 4.0 WAR |  | 
	
		| Rookie of the Year Award | Johnny Patey V2 | AMA | 12-6, 3.20 ERA, 140.2 IP, 1.35 WHIP, 5.8 K/9, 2.0 WAR |  | 
	
		| Reliever of the Year Award | Heihachioji T. Hitotsuyanagi | LL | 5-4, 16 SV, 1.73 ERA, 73.0 IP, 1.21 WHIP, 6.4 K/9, 1.8 WAR |  | 
	
		| Great Glove Award | Pitcher Ryan Stryker Jr. | KC | .941 PCT., 5 PO, 11 A, 1.10 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Catcher Zodiac Bluesky | AMA | .997 PCT., 614 PO, 57 A, 28.1 CS % |  | 
	
		|  | First Base JewThe TheJew | AMA | .993 PCT., 1000 PO, 62 A, 9.68 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Second Base Shia Miss | KC | .980 PCT., 210 PO, 387 A, 5.48 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Third Base Corner Vacuum | FLA | .962 PCT., 41 PO, 214 A, 2.33 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Shortstop Loren Jackson | KC | .969 PCT., 141 PO, 387 A, 4.85 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Left Field Dawgin Em-inem | BCB | 1.000 PCT., 273 PO, 9 A, 2.64 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Center Field Santos Strawberry | BCB | .992 PCT., 351 PO, 8 A, 3.41 RANGE |  | 
	
		|  | Right Field Javier Bolívar | BCB | .987 PCT., 228 PO, 8 A, 2.21 RANGE |  | 
	
		| Platinum Stick Award | Catcher Ridgeciano Bananenboom | LL | .288/.379/.495, 25 HR, 67 RBI, 4.9 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | First Base John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt | KC | .356/.419/.609, 31 HR, 103 RBI, 5.6 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Second Base Rake Hard | CHI | .325/.400/.466, 17 HR, 64 RBI, 5.4 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Third Base Corner Vacuum | FLA | .287/.386/.419, 13 HR, 54 RBI, 3.3 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Shortstop Duncan Donuts | SCSS | .312/.392/.436, 12 HR, 54 RBI, 4.4 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Left Field Franklin DeMars | AMA | .342/.394/.576, 30 HR, 102 RBI, 5.4 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Center Field Giggity Giggity Goo | PR | .309/.355/.442, 15 HR, 65 RBI, 2.1 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Right Field Javier Bolívar | BCB | .289/.370/.461, 17 HR, 47 RBI, 4.2 WAR |  | 
	
		|  | Designated Hitter Bone Bearer | BCB | .287/.352/.380, 6 HR, 50 RBI, 0.8 WAR |  |