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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Théo Allard | 27 | 3B | 77 | 51 | 60 | 65 | 70 |
| Criss Angel | 25 | CF | 78 | 37 | 60 | 54 | 50 |
| Lots-o'-Heineken Bear Version 2.0 | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Carl Beaty Jr. | 23 | LF | 71 | 45 | 50 | 50 | 50 |
| Montgomery Burns | 27 | 2B | 70 | 40 | 65 | 58 | 54 |
| Beta Chapler | 31 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Wallie Choi | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Cookie | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Vincent Heiderscheid | 25 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Alyssa Jakob | 30 | RF | 93 | 84 | 80 | 70 | 70 |
| LeHarm James | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Mata | 23 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Shohei Ohtani | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Piranha Plant | 27 | 1B | 75 | 20 | 81 | 71 | 60 |
| Harley Quinn | 30 | C | 76 | 31 | 65 | 60 | 59 |
| Jacques Toussaint | 34 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Bradley Wellerman | 23 | DH | 69 | 25 | 67 | 51 | 60 |
| Jeff Windsor | 33 | SS | 50 | 20 | 47 | 47 | 50 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lots-o'-Heineken Bear Version 2.0 | 29 | RP | 87 | 65 | 65 | 96-98 Mph | 30 |
| Beta Chapler | 31 | RP | 100 | 54 | 80 | 99-101 Mph | 30 |
| Wallie Choi | 27 | SP | 94 | 83 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 60 |
| Cookie | 29 | SP | 87 | 82 | 94 | 96-98 Mph | 75 |
| Vincent Heiderscheid | 25 | RP | 60 | 63 | 65 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
| LeHarm James | 27 | SP | 85 | 70 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 60 |
| Mata | 23 | RP | 74 | 65 | 70 | 96-98 Mph | 30 |
| Shohei Ohtani | 29 | SP | 99 | 82 | 91 | 96-98 Mph | 60 |
| Jacques Toussaint | 34 | RP | 77 | 46 | 53 | 97-99 Mph | 25 |
